You have a cable box? What are you, 80?

I don’t know whether you’re a dog person, so I apologize if this is way too much detail.

Is anyone a Knicks fan, per se?

Are you a Knicks fan??

She's got a better business reason than 90 percent of the dingdongs deducting Knicks tickets.

Do you really think it's OK for Intimates Jane to deduct chocolate marital aids just because she can? Sounds sketchy.

I wish I could help you find your Jane.

I am so sorry. That's very embarrassing.

Well, if you think that was awkward, have I got news for you.

So this is a little awkward, right? I ran into your mom at the Five Dive. She was buying milk; I was buying dog treats.